If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There Unisex Seamless Cotton T-Shirt

Some people want to make new friends. Some people would prefer everyone maintain a safe and reasonable distance.

The If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There seamless cotton T-shirt delivers the message before anyone gets close enough to start a conversation.

Designed like a worn industrial warning sign, the graphic combines bold distressed lettering, hazard-style details, and one very clear request for personal space. Wear it to the grocery store, family gatherings, or anywhere people have an unfortunate habit of standing too close.

Made for sarcasm fans, small-talk avoiders, introverts, and anyone who believes personal space should be treated as a public safety issue.

Design Details

• “If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There” message
• Worn industrial warning-sign styling
• Bold distressed lettering and hazard details
• Dry humor for introverts and personal-space enthusiasts

Fit and Features

Lightweight 200 gsm cotton and a regular fit keep this short-sleeve tee easy to wear while the graphic handles the introductions. Pair it with jeans for errands or layer it beneath an open jacket when you’d rather let your shirt do the talking.

• Unisex regular fit with seamless construction
• Round neckline
• Regular short sleeves
• Casual styling for spring and summer

Fabric

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 200 gsm (5.9 oz)
• Thin fabric with slight stretch
• Moderate breathability

Care Instructions

• Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron at low temperature; avoid ironing on the print
• Do not dry clean

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