The city sleeps. Sister is still on watch.
The Silent Night, Violent Night Armed Nun T-Shirt brings a dark sense of humor to your everyday rotation. Midnight service just took a very different turn.
Unapologetically over the top, this tee is for fans of battle-nun fiction, gothic horror, heavy-metal imagery, and dangerous things hiding in holy places.
Not your usual Sunday best
Pull it on with black jeans for a show, layer it under an open jacket, or wear it for a late-night horror marathon. It’s a gift idea for the friend whose taste runs more midnight movie than morning sermon.
Fabric and Details
Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton gives this tee a soft feel and a structured look. The relaxed unisex fit keeps it easy to wear long after the credits roll.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed
- Relaxed unisex fit
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size Guide
| Size | Width (inches) | Length (inches) | Sleeve center back (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |