Some hikers bring trail mix. Some bring trekking poles. Some bring bad decisions and somehow keep going.
The Certified Trail Menace Possum Hiking Loose Crewneck Sweatshirt features a scruffy possum geared up with hiking boots, sunglasses, a loaded backpack, and absolutely no intention of behaving responsibly.
Vintage outdoor-badge styling, a mountain backdrop, and bold CERTIFIED TRAIL MENACE lettering make it a natural fit for hikers, campers, trail wanderers, possum fans, and anyone who tends to turn a simple outdoor trip into a story.
Built from a substantial 360 gsm cotton-blend knit, this unisex crewneck has a loose silhouette, relaxed drop shoulders, and an easy drape. Ribbed trim at the collar, cuffs, and hem adds structure, making it a comfortable layer for cool camp mornings, trail towns, road trips, and regular days when you still shouldn’t be left unsupervised.
Design details
- Backpacking possum in boots and sunglasses
- Mountain scenery and vintage outdoor-badge styling
- Bold Certified Trail Menace lettering
- Made for hikers, campers, road-trippers, and possum people
Sweatshirt features
- Loose unisex fit
- Round crew neckline
- Drop shoulders and long sleeves
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
- Main fabric: 61.9% cotton, 38.1% polyester
- Contrast fabric: 100% polyester
- 360 gsm (10.6 oz) knit
- Moderate thickness and breathability
Care instructions
- Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron on low, avoiding the printed design
- Do not dry clean
Size guide
Measurements are in inches.
| Size | Length | Chest | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.77 | 22.44 | 21.65 | 21.81 |
| M | 27.56 | 23.23 | 22.44 | 22.13 |
| L | 28.35 | 24.02 | 23.23 | 22.44 |
| XL | 29.13 | 24.80 | 24.02 | 22.76 |
| 2XL | 29.92 | 25.59 | 24.80 | 23.07 |
| 3XL | 30.71 | 26.38 | 25.59 | 23.39 |