Being awake and being alive are two different things. The Dead Inside, But Caffeinated seamless cotton T-shirt features a hooded skeleton clutching a steaming mug with one warning: “Try Me.” Its distressed vintage-style artwork blends dark humor with the ritual of that first cup.
Design Details
For coffee lovers whose personality is still loading, this skeleton coffee T-shirt lets the artwork do the talking. Wear it on a coffee run or through a morning powered by caffeine and minimal conversation. Dead inside. Caffeinated enough to function.
Fit and Features
Lightweight cotton and a regular fit make this short-sleeve tee easy to wear on its own or beneath an open shirt. Seamless construction keeps the silhouette clean and simple.
- Unisex regular fit with seamless construction
- Round neckline
- Regular short sleeves
- Lightweight feel for spring and summer wear
Fabric
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 200 gsm (5.9 oz)
- Thin fabric with slight stretch
- Moderate breathability
Care Instructions
- Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron at low temperature; avoid ironing on the print
- Do not dry clean
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 25.98 | 26.77 | 27.56 | 28.35 | 29.13 | 29.92 |
| Shoulder | 16.54 | 17.32 | 18.11 | 18.90 | 20.08 | 20.87 |
| Chest | 18.90 | 19.69 | 20.47 | 21.26 | 22.05 | 22.83 |
| Sleeve length | 8.27 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.06 |