Dead Inside, But Caffeinated Unisex Seamless Cotton T-Shirt

Dead Inside, But Caffeinated skeleton coffee T-shirt with dark humor and vintage-style artwork. Lightweight 200 gsm cotton, regular fit, seamless construction.

$29.95 USD

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Being awake and being alive are two different things. The Dead Inside, But Caffeinated seamless cotton T-shirt features a hooded skeleton clutching a steaming mug with one warning: “Try Me.” Its distressed vintage-style artwork blends dark humor with the ritual of that first cup.

Design Details

For coffee lovers whose personality is still loading, this skeleton coffee T-shirt lets the artwork do the talking. Wear it on a coffee run or through a morning powered by caffeine and minimal conversation. Dead inside. Caffeinated enough to function.

Fit and Features

Lightweight cotton and a regular fit make this short-sleeve tee easy to wear on its own or beneath an open shirt. Seamless construction keeps the silhouette clean and simple.

Unisex regular fit with seamless construction
Round neckline
Regular short sleeves
Lightweight feel for spring and summer wear

Fabric

100% cotton
Fabric weight: 200 gsm (5.9 oz)
Thin fabric with slight stretch
Moderate breathability

Care Instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron at low temperature; avoid ironing on the print
Do not dry clean

Size Guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25.98	26.77	27.56	28.35	29.13	29.92
Shoulder	16.54	17.32	18.11	18.90	20.08	20.87
Chest	18.90	19.69	20.47	21.26	22.05	22.83
Sleeve length	8.27	8.27	8.66	8.66	9.06	9.06

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.