Some prayers take time. Others arrive heavily armed.
The Deliver Us From Evil Express Delivery Nun T-Shirt takes a familiar prayer and gives it an impatient, darkly absurd twist. Evil has had its warning. Sister is handling the delivery personally.
For fans of battle-nun fiction, supernatural horror, and heavy-metal imagery, this tee brings an over-the-top sense of humor to your everyday rotation. Subtle? No. That was never the mission.
Express service. No gentle reminders.
Pair it with jeans for a show, wear it under an open jacket, or pull it on for a horror-movie night. It’s a gift idea for the friend who likes their religious satire with a supernatural edge and absolutely no patience for evil.
Fabric and Details
Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton gives this tee a soft feel and a structured look. The relaxed unisex fit makes it easy to wear on its own or as a casual layer.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed
- Relaxed unisex fit
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size Guide
| Size | Width (inches) | Length (inches) | Sleeve center back (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |