Close-up of Deliver Us From Evil artwork on black, showing a nun amid gold flames with "Express Delivery" lettering.

Deliver Us From Evil Express Delivery Nun T-Shirt

Deliver Us From Evil—express delivery. Shop this gothic battle nun shirt featuring holy fire, dark humor, and supernatural heavy-metal artwork.

$34.95 USD

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Some prayers take time. Others arrive heavily armed.

The Deliver Us From Evil Express Delivery Nun T-Shirt takes a familiar prayer and gives it an impatient, darkly absurd twist. Evil has had its warning. Sister is handling the delivery personally.

For fans of battle-nun fiction, supernatural horror, and heavy-metal imagery, this tee brings an over-the-top sense of humor to your everyday rotation. Subtle? No. That was never the mission.

Express service. No gentle reminders.

Pair it with jeans for a show, wear it under an open jacket, or pull it on for a horror-movie night. It’s a gift idea for the friend who likes their religious satire with a supernatural edge and absolutely no patience for evil.

Fabric and Details

Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton gives this tee a soft feel and a structured look. The relaxed unisex fit makes it easy to wear on its own or as a casual layer.

100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed
Relaxed unisex fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size Guide

Size	Width (inches)	Length (inches)	Sleeve center back (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.