Wholesome childhood. Questionable supervision.
The Kids With Guns Vintage 1950s Heavyweight Hoodie takes picture-perfect mid-century Americana and sends it completely off the rails.
A group of ridiculously cheerful kids charges forward as if they’re headed to the neighborhood picnic, except they’re carrying an arsenal that looks wildly out of place beside the striped shirts, red dresses, and innocent smiles. Distressed magazine-style artwork and oversized KIDS WITH GUNS lettering finish the design like the cover of a publication that absolutely should never have existed.
It’s weird. It’s inappropriate. It’s exactly the kind of thing Shirt Habit was made for.
Crafted from a thick 430 gsm cotton blend, this heavyweight hoodie has an oversized silhouette, relaxed drop shoulders, a cozy hood, and a front pouch pocket. The structured fabric and snug ribbed cuffs make it a substantial layer for cold days, late nights, and any outing that could use significantly worse judgment.
Design details
- Cheerful 1950s-style children paired with absurd firepower
- Distressed vintage magazine illustration aesthetic
- Bold Kids With Guns lettering
- Made for dark-humor fans, vintage Americana lovers, and collectors of strange graphic apparel
Hoodie features
- Oversized fit
- Drop shoulders and long sleeves
- Cozy hood and front pouch pocket
- Snug ribbed cuffs
- 56.44% cotton, 43.56% polyester
- 430 gsm (12.7 oz) heavyweight fabric
- Thick construction with moderate breathability
- Casual, sporty, and streetwear styling
Care instructions
- Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron on low, avoiding the printed design
- Do not dry clean
Size guide
Measurements are in inches.
| Size | Length | Shoulder | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.56 | 25.20 | 25.59 | 20.87 |
| M | 28.35 | 25.98 | 26.38 | 21.26 |
| L | 29.13 | 26.77 | 27.17 | 21.65 |
| XL | 29.92 | 27.56 | 27.95 | 22.05 |
| 2XL | 30.71 | 28.35 | 28.74 | 22.44 |