Kids With Guns Vintage 1950s Heavyweight Hoodie

Shop the Kids With Guns heavyweight hoodie, featuring cheerful 1950s-style kids, absurd firepower, and distressed dark-humor artwork.

$51.96 USD

Size S M L XL 2XL

Wholesome childhood. Questionable supervision.

The Kids With Guns Vintage 1950s Heavyweight Hoodie takes picture-perfect mid-century Americana and sends it completely off the rails.

A group of ridiculously cheerful kids charges forward as if they’re headed to the neighborhood picnic, except they’re carrying an arsenal that looks wildly out of place beside the striped shirts, red dresses, and innocent smiles. Distressed magazine-style artwork and oversized KIDS WITH GUNS lettering finish the design like the cover of a publication that absolutely should never have existed.

It’s weird. It’s inappropriate. It’s exactly the kind of thing Shirt Habit was made for.

Crafted from a thick 430 gsm cotton blend, this heavyweight hoodie has an oversized silhouette, relaxed drop shoulders, a cozy hood, and a front pouch pocket. The structured fabric and snug ribbed cuffs make it a substantial layer for cold days, late nights, and any outing that could use significantly worse judgment.

Design details

Cheerful 1950s-style children paired with absurd firepower
Distressed vintage magazine illustration aesthetic
Bold Kids With Guns lettering
Made for dark-humor fans, vintage Americana lovers, and collectors of strange graphic apparel

Hoodie features

Oversized fit
Drop shoulders and long sleeves
Cozy hood and front pouch pocket
Snug ribbed cuffs
56.44% cotton, 43.56% polyester
430 gsm (12.7 oz) heavyweight fabric
Thick construction with moderate breathability
Casual, sporty, and streetwear styling

Care instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron on low, avoiding the printed design
Do not dry clean

Size guide

Measurements are in inches.

Size	Length	Shoulder	Chest	Sleeve
S	27.56	25.20	25.59	20.87
M	28.35	25.98	26.38	21.26
L	29.13	26.77	27.17	21.65
XL	29.92	27.56	27.95	22.05
2XL	30.71	28.35	28.74	22.44

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.