Dead Inside, But Caffeinated Oversized Long Sleeve T-Shirt
A skeleton coffee long sleeve tee for slow mornings. Distressed “Try Me” graphic, loose drop-shoulder fit, and 305 gsm cotton.
Product Details
Being awake and being alive are two different things. The Dead Inside, But Caffeinated oversized long sleeve T-shirt features a hooded skeleton clutching a steaming mug with one warning: “Try Me.” Distressed vintage-style artwork delivers dark humor before the caffeine does.
Throw on its loose, drop-shoulder silhouette for a late-night coffee run or a morning when conversation can wait. Dead inside. Caffeinated enough to function.
Features
- Loose fit with drop shoulders and long sleeves
- Round neckline
- Casual streetwear style for autumn, winter, and spring
Fabric
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 305 gsm (9.0 oz)
- Listed as thin and non-stretch
Care Instructions
- Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron at low temperature; avoid ironing on print
- Do not dry clean
Size Guide (inches)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27.95 | 28.74 | 29.53 | 30.31 | 31.10 |
| Chest | 24.02 | 24.80 | 25.59 | 26.38 | 27.17 |
| Shoulder | 22.44 | 23.23 | 24.02 | 24.80 | 25.59 |
| Sleeve length | 22.44 | 22.83 | 23.23 | 23.62 | 24.02 |
Care Instructions
To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.
Size & Fit
This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.
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