If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There Essential Cotton T-Shirt

Shop the Please Stay Over There sarcastic T-shirt, featuring distressed warning-sign artwork on a substantial 260 gsm cotton tee.

$26.94 USD

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Some people want to make new friends. Some people would prefer everyone maintain a safe and reasonable distance.

The If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There Essential Cotton T-Shirt delivers the message before anyone gets close enough to start a conversation.

Designed like a worn industrial warning sign, the graphic combines bold distressed lettering, hazard-style details, and one very clear request for personal space. Wear it to work, the grocery store, family gatherings, or anywhere people have an unfortunate habit of standing too close.

Made for sarcasm fans, small-talk avoiders, introverts, and anyone who believes personal space should be treated as a public safety issue.

Cut from substantial 260 gsm cotton, this short-sleeve tee balances everyday softness with a structured, moderate-weight feel. The loose silhouette and regular sleeves keep it comfortable on its own or layered under a jacket.

Design details

“If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There” message
Worn industrial warning-sign styling
Bold distressed lettering and hazard details
Made for introverts, sarcasm fans, and personal-space enthusiasts

T-shirt features

Loose fit
Round crew neckline
Regular short sleeves
100% cotton
260 gsm (7.7 oz) fabric
Moderate thickness and breathability
Easy everyday or layered wear

Care instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron on low, avoiding the printed design
Do not dry clean

Size guide

Measurements are in inches.

Size	Length	Shoulder	Chest	Sleeve
S	26.57	18.90	19.69	8.46
M	27.36	19.88	20.67	8.66
L	28.35	20.87	21.65	8.86
XL	29.33	21.85	22.64	9.06
2XL	30.12	22.83	23.62	9.25
3XL	30.71	23.82	24.61	9.45

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.