If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There Essential Heavyweight Hoodie

Shop the Please Stay Over There heavyweight hoodie with distressed warning-sign artwork, an oversized fit, and thick 430 gsm cotton-blend fabric.

$51.96 USD

Size S M L XL 2XL

Some people want to make new friends. Some people would prefer everyone maintain a safe and reasonable distance.

The If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There Essential Heavyweight Hoodie delivers the message before anyone gets close enough to start a conversation.

Designed like a worn industrial warning sign, the graphic combines bold distressed lettering, hazard-style details, and one very clear request for personal space. Wear it to work, the grocery store, family gatherings, or anywhere people have an unfortunate habit of standing too close.

Made for sarcasm fans, small-talk avoiders, introverts, and anyone who believes personal space should be treated as a public safety issue.

Built from a thick 430 gsm cotton blend, this hoodie brings serious warmth and structure to the joke. Its oversized fit and dropped shoulders leave room for easy layering, while the hood, pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs make it a dependable cool-weather layer.

Design details

“If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There” message
Worn industrial warning-sign styling
Bold distressed lettering and hazard details
Made for introverts, sarcasm fans, and personal-space enthusiasts

Hoodie features

Oversized relaxed fit
Drop shoulders
Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
Cozy hood
Front pouch pocket
56.44% cotton and 43.56% polyester
430 gsm (12.7 oz) heavyweight fabric
Thick construction with moderate breathability
Casual streetwear styling for spring and autumn

Care instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron on low, avoiding the printed design
Do not dry clean

Size guide

Measurements are in inches.

Size	Length	Shoulder	Chest	Sleeve
S	27.56	25.20	25.59	20.87
M	28.35	25.98	26.38	21.26
L	29.13	26.77	27.17	21.65
XL	29.92	27.56	27.95	22.05
2XL	30.71	28.35	28.74	22.44

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.