If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There Loose Crewneck Sweatshirt

Shop the Please Stay Over There crewneck sweatshirt with distressed warning-sign artwork on a substantial 360 gsm cotton-blend knit.

$31.96 USD

Color Black Dark Green Wine Red Khaki White White Gray Flower Gray Navy Blue

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Some people want to make new friends. Some people would prefer everyone maintain a safe and reasonable distance.

The If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There Loose Crewneck Sweatshirt delivers the message before anyone gets close enough to start a conversation.

Designed like a worn industrial warning sign, the graphic combines bold distressed lettering, hazard-style details, and one very clear request for personal space. Wear it to work, the grocery store, family gatherings, or anywhere people have an unfortunate habit of standing too close.

Made for sarcasm fans, small-talk avoiders, introverts, and anyone who believes personal space should be treated as a public safety issue.

This 360 gsm crewneck has a substantial midweight feel and an easy loose fit. Drop shoulders create a relaxed drape, while the ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem give the sweatshirt a clean, structured finish for cool-weather wear.

Design details

“If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There” message
Worn industrial warning-sign styling
Bold distressed lettering and hazard details
Made for introverts, sarcasm fans, and personal-space enthusiasts

Sweatshirt features

Loose unisex fit
H-line silhouette
Drop shoulders with long set-in sleeves
Round crew neckline
Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Main fabric: 61.9% cotton and 38.1% polyester
Contrast fabric: 100% polyester
360 gsm (10.6 oz) knit
Moderate thickness and breathability
Designed for spring, autumn, and winter wear

Care instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron on low, avoiding the printed design
Do not dry clean

Size guide

Measurements are in inches.

Size	Length	Chest	Shoulder	Sleeve
S	26.77	22.44	21.65	21.81
M	27.56	23.23	22.44	22.13
L	28.35	24.02	23.23	22.44
XL	29.13	24.80	24.02	22.76
2XL	29.92	25.59	24.80	23.07
3XL	30.71	26.38	25.59	23.39

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.