If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There Oversized Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Shop the Please Stay Over There oversized long-sleeve T-shirt, featuring distressed warning-sign artwork on substantial 305 gsm cotton.

$32.26 USD

Size XS S M L XL

Some people want to make new friends. Some people would prefer everyone maintain a safe and reasonable distance.

The If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There Oversized Long Sleeve T-Shirt delivers the message before anyone gets close enough to start a conversation.

Designed like a worn industrial warning sign, the graphic combines bold distressed lettering, hazard-style details, and one very clear request for personal space. Wear it to work, the grocery store, family gatherings, or anywhere people have an unfortunate habit of standing too close.

Made for sarcasm fans, small-talk avoiders, introverts, and anyone who believes personal space should be treated as a public safety issue.

Made from substantial 305 gsm cotton, this long-sleeve tee has a loose streetwear silhouette with relaxed drop shoulders. The non-stretch fabric gives it a clean, structured drape, while the long sleeves make it an easy choice for cool weather or layering.

Design details

“If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There” message
Worn industrial warning-sign styling
Bold distressed lettering and hazard details
Made for introverts, sarcasm fans, and personal-space enthusiasts

Long-sleeve features

Loose oversized fit
Drop shoulders
Round crew neckline
Long sleeves
100% cotton
305 gsm (9.0 oz) fabric
Structured, non-stretch construction
Casual streetwear styling for autumn, winter, and spring

Care instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron on low, avoiding the printed design
Do not dry clean

Size guide

Measurements are in inches.

Size	Length	Chest	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27.95	24.02	22.44	22.44
S	28.74	24.80	23.23	22.83
M	29.53	25.59	24.02	23.23
L	30.31	26.38	24.80	23.62
XL	31.10	27.17	25.59	24.02

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.