Bad Decisions Make Better Stories T-Shirt
Black / S
$34.95 USD
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Good judgment is overrated.
Bad Decisions Make Better Stories throws common sense out the window with a skeleton behind the wheel, a devil riding shotgun, a flaming desert highway, and a straight shot toward Hotel Hell.
It’s loud, reckless, and built for anyone who knows the worst choices usually make the best stories later.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Bad Decisions Make Better Stories T-Shirt
Bad Decisions Make Better Stories dark humor T-shirt featuring a skeleton driver, devil passenger, flaming highway, and vintage hellride artwork.
$34.95 USD
Product Details
Bad Decisions Make Better Stories throws common sense out the window with a skeleton behind the wheel, a devil riding shotgun, a flaming desert highway, and a straight shot toward Hotel Hell.
It’s loud, reckless, and built for anyone who knows the worst choices usually make the best stories later.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
Care Instructions
To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.
Size & Fit
This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.
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