Close-up of Bad Decisions Make Better Stories artwork on black, with a red convertible, skeleton driver and flames.

Bad Decisions Make Better Stories T-Shirt

Bad Decisions Make Better Stories dark humor T-shirt featuring a skeleton driver, devil passenger, flaming highway, and vintage hellride artwork.

$34.95 USD

Color Black Red Graphite Espresso

Size S M L XL 2XL

Good judgment rarely gets its own story.

The Bad Decisions Make Better Stories T-Shirt is for anyone whose best anecdotes come with a little hindsight and a lot of explaining. You know the kind: a questionable plan, an overly confident friend, and an ending nobody saw coming.

With a dark sense of humor and a healthy disregard for looking respectable, this tee lets the punchline speak for itself. Some lessons are learned the hard way. Others become stories your friends refuse to stop telling.

For the friend with the best “long story”

Pull it on with jeans for a casual night out, layer it under an open jacket for a show, or give it to the person whose stories always start with “it seemed like a good idea.” The relaxed fit makes it an easy choice for weekends with or without an itinerary.

Fabric and Details

Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton gives this tee a soft feel and a structured look. Its relaxed unisex fit works on its own or as a comfortable everyday layer.

100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed
Relaxed unisex fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size Guide

Size	Width (inches)	Length (inches)	Sleeve center back (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.