Dead Inside, But Caffeinated Essential Cotton T-Shirt

A skeleton coffee graphic tee with a distressed “Try Me” design, loose fit, and 260 gsm 100% cotton. For mornings that need another cup.

$26.94 USD

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Being awake and being alive are two different things. The Dead Inside, But Caffeinated essential cotton T-shirt features a hooded skeleton clutching a steaming mug with one warning: “Try Me.” Its distressed vintage-style artwork blends dark humor with the ritual of that first cup.

Wear the loose cotton tee on a coffee run or through a morning when your personality is still loading. Dead inside. Caffeinated enough to function.

Features

Loose fit with regular short sleeves
Round neckline
Casual style for spring, summer, and autumn

Fabric

100% cotton
Fabric weight: 260 gsm (7.7 oz)
Moderate thickness and breathability

Care Instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron at low temperature; avoid ironing on print
Do not dry clean

Size Guide (inches)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	26.57	27.36	28.35	29.33	30.12	30.71
Shoulder	18.90	19.88	20.87	21.85	22.83	23.82
Chest	19.69	20.67	21.65	22.64	23.62	24.61
Sleeve length	8.46	8.66	8.86	9.06	9.25	9.45

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.