Dead Inside, But Caffeinated Essential Heavyweight Hoodie

Meet mornings in a heavyweight skeleton coffee hoodie with a “Try Me” graphic, oversized fit, pouch pocket, and 430 gsm cotton-blend fabric.

$51.96 USD

Size S M L XL 2XL

Being awake and being alive are two different things. This Dead Inside, But Caffeinated heavyweight hoodie features a hooded skeleton clutching a steaming mug beneath the warning “Try Me.” Its distressed, vintage-style graphic brings dark humor to the morning coffee ritual.

Pull up the hood, tuck your hands into the pouch pocket, and let the skeleton handle small talk until the first cup kicks in. Dead inside. Caffeinated enough to function.

Features

Oversized fit with drop shoulders and long sleeves
Hooded neckline and front pouch pocket
Casual streetwear style for spring and autumn

Fabric

56.44% cotton, 43.56% polyester
Fabric weight: 430 gsm (12.7 oz)
Thick fabric with moderate breathability

Care Instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron at low temperature; avoid ironing on print
Do not dry clean

Size Guide (inches)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Length	27.56	28.35	29.13	29.92	30.71
Shoulder	25.20	25.98	26.77	27.56	28.35
Chest	25.59	26.38	27.17	27.95	28.74
Sleeve length	20.87	21.26	21.65	22.05	22.44

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.