Close-up of the Flock print on black, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.

Flock: Because Apparently This Needed Monitoring Too T-Shirt

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$34.95 USD
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Close-up of the Flock print on black, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on black, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Black Flock T-shirt, front view with a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on white, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on navy blue, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on red, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on charcoal gray, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on slate blue, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on olive green, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on brown, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on gray, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on khaki, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
  • Close-up of the Flock print on cream, showing a collage of surveillance cameras and red and white lettering.
Flock: Because Apparently This Needed Monitoring Too T-Shirt

Flock: Because Apparently This Needed Monitoring Too T-Shirt

Flock surveillance satire T-shirt featuring an absurd wall of cameras and the phrase “Because Apparently This Needed Monitoring Too.”

$34.95 USD
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At this point, just assume somebody’s watching.

The Flock: Because Apparently This Needed Monitoring Too T-Shirt turns surveillance overload into a joke. Because apparently, minding your own business needed an audience.

For anyone who’s noticed how quickly “just one more camera” became the answer to everything, this tee delivers a dry dose of dystopian humor. Nothing to report. Still being monitored.

Dress for your regularly scheduled observation

Wear it with jeans for a coffee run, layer it under an open shirt, or give it to the friend who always spots the camera before the entrance. It’s everyday satire for people who prefer their personal space without a recording indicator.

Fabric and Details

Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton gives this tee a soft feel and a structured look. The relaxed unisex fit makes it an easy everyday choice, whether you’re out running errands or staying comfortably off-camera.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
  • Garment-dyed
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
  • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size Guide

Size Width (inches) Length (inches) Sleeve center back (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
Care Instructions

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.
Size & Fit

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.

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