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Mornings are hard enough without dealing with Earthlings. This laid-back alien keeps the caffeine flowing while questioning whether humans even exist.
Printed on a thick, structured tee that’s still soft and breathable, this unisex garment-dyed heavyweight shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit that works well for everyday wear.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
I Don’t Believe in Humans Coffee Alien T-Shirt
Funny alien T-shirt featuring a coffee-drinking extraterrestrial and “I Don’t Believe in Humans.” Perfect for UFO fans and skeptics.
$34.95 USD
Product Details
Printed on a thick, structured tee that’s still soft and breathable, this unisex garment-dyed heavyweight shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit that works well for everyday wear.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care Instructions
To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.
Size & Fit
This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.
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