Black cotton T-shirt, front view with a red-and-cream warning sign reading If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There.

If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There Unisex Seamless Cotton T-Shirt

Funny personal-space T-shirt with distressed warning-sign lettering. 200 gsm cotton, regular unisex fit, and seamless construction for small-talk avoiders.

$29.95 USD

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Some people want to make new friends. Some people would prefer everyone maintain a safe and reasonable distance.

The If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There seamless cotton T-shirt delivers the message before anyone gets close enough to start a conversation.

Designed like a worn industrial warning sign, the graphic combines bold distressed lettering, hazard-style details, and one very clear request for personal space. Wear it to the grocery store, family gatherings, or anywhere people have an unfortunate habit of standing too close.

Made for sarcasm fans, small-talk avoiders, introverts, and anyone who believes personal space should be treated as a public safety issue.

Design Details

“If You Can Read This Please Stay Over There” message
Worn industrial warning-sign styling
Bold distressed lettering and hazard details
Dry humor for introverts and personal-space enthusiasts

Fit and Features

Lightweight 200 gsm cotton and a regular fit keep this short-sleeve tee easy to wear while the graphic handles the introductions. Pair it with jeans for errands or layer it beneath an open jacket when you’d rather let your shirt do the talking.

Unisex regular fit with seamless construction
Round neckline
Regular short sleeves
Casual styling for spring and summer

Fabric

100% cotton
Fabric weight: 200 gsm (5.9 oz)
Thin fabric with slight stretch
Moderate breathability

Care Instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron at low temperature; avoid ironing on the print
Do not dry clean

Size Guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25.98	26.77	27.56	28.35	29.13	29.92
Shoulder	16.54	17.32	18.11	18.90	20.08	20.87
Chest	18.90	19.69	20.47	21.26	22.05	22.83
Sleeve length	8.27	8.27	8.66	8.66	9.06	9.06

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.