Close-up of the My Guardian Angel Drinks print on black, showing a dark-haired winged woman holding a drink in a bar scene.

My Guardian Angel Drinks T-Shirt

My Guardian Angel Drinks dark humor T-shirt featuring a tattooed black-winged angel, whiskey glass, vintage bar scene, and gothic artwork.

$34.95 USD

Color Black Red Graphite Espresso

Size S M L XL 2XL

Even divine intervention has its limits.

The My Guardian Angel Drinks T-Shirt is for anyone who suspects the person assigned to keep them out of trouble has officially given up. Not resigned, exactly. Just taking a very necessary break.

Some people test their guardian angel’s patience. Others apparently qualify for hazard pay. This tee turns that thought into a darkly funny excuse for whatever questionable decision comes next.

Protection services are temporarily on break

Pair it with jeans for a casual night out, layer it under an open jacket, or give it to the friend whose stories always start with “in my defense.” It’s an everyday choice for fans of dark humor and a little irreverence.

Fabric and Details

Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton gives this tee a soft feel and a structured look. The relaxed unisex fit keeps it comfortable whether you’re heading out or giving your guardian angel the night off.

100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed
Relaxed unisex fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size Guide

Size	Width (inches)	Length (inches)	Sleeve center back (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾

To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.

This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.