Rank Is Temporary, Nicknames Are Forever Military Humor T-Shirt
Black / S
$34.95 USD
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Promotions come and go. That ridiculous nickname you earned during your first month in the unit? You’re taking that one to the grave.
The Rank Is Temporary, Nicknames Are Forever T-Shirt features a row of battered military lockers covered with proper nameplates and the highly improper nicknames that somehow became permanent. Its distressed, vintage military style captures one of the most enduring truths of military life: nobody remembers what rank you were when the nickname stuck.
A great choice for active-duty service members, veterans, maintainers, barracks survivors, and anyone still answering to a name they never chose.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Rank Is Temporary, Nicknames Are Forever Military Humor T-Shirt
Rank changes, but military nicknames last forever. Shop this distressed military humor shirt made for veterans, service members, and barracks survivors.
$34.95 USD
Product Details
The Rank Is Temporary, Nicknames Are Forever T-Shirt features a row of battered military lockers covered with proper nameplates and the highly improper nicknames that somehow became permanent. Its distressed, vintage military style captures one of the most enduring truths of military life: nobody remembers what rank you were when the nickname stuck.
A great choice for active-duty service members, veterans, maintainers, barracks survivors, and anyone still answering to a name they never chose.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
Care Instructions
To help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best, wash inside out with similar colors using cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid bleach.
Size & Fit
This heavyweight unisex tee has a relaxed fit with a slightly roomier feel than a standard fitted T-shirt. For a comfortable everyday fit, order your usual size. For a more oversized look, size up.
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